You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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