So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
This is my gift to your gina
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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