Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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