yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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