blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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