is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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