I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Watching her eat just hurts me
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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