You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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