i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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