hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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