She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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