no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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