It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.