i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
My penis needs a shock collar
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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