Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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