Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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