I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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