is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We were destined to go to rehab together
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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