So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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