My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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