no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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