Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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