how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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