what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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