and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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