Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We left an ass print on the piano.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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