Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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