Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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