That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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