yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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