when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
