the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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