yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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