They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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