these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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