I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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