Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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