The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Randomize
