I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
whose parrot is this?
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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