On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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