Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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