I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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