He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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