im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
