normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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