Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
please don't ironically join a cult
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