his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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