He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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