i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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