Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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