Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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