What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Never let your siblings swipe right.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
His nipple licking is glorious
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