hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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