I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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