i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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