Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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