i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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