Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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