): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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