im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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