don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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