I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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