gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
that's an acceptable place to lick
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
